Big Grape Energy
The original. The one that woke up.
Dark, jammy, faintly purple about the lips. This is the batch that started bobbing, so it thinks it runs the place. It does not. It is a can.
Each flavour is real fruit, lightly fizzed, and weirdly opinionated. Tap a can to see what it is like to spend time with it. They are all, in their own way, very pleased you are here.
The original. The one that woke up.
Dark, jammy, faintly purple about the lips. This is the batch that started bobbing, so it thinks it runs the place. It does not. It is a can.
The zing. The wake-up. The yikes.
So sharp it has been described as 'a personality'. Yuzu on the back end stops it being a novelty. Glows under no light whatsoever, which is somehow worse.
The flirt. Blushes when you order it.
Sour cherry softened with hibiscus so it lands sweet then bites. This is the flavour that, if Zoop had a favourite, would be Zoop's favourite. We have said too much.
Loud orange. Quiet ginger. Total chaos.
Tangerine that has had a coffee and some news. Fresh ginger underneath gives it a slow, warm kick about four seconds after you have stopped paying attention.
The silly one. We are not sorry.
Pink, frankly. Real strawberry stops it being a sugar crime, but only just. This is the flavour you drink on purpose to annoy a friend who is being precious about soda.
A colour that does not occur in fruit.
Blue raspberry is not a real berry and we will not pretend otherwise. So we built it: blueberry for the base, raspberry for the tang, and a blue we are legally allowed to call 'cosmic'. Tastes like a good Tuesday.